Beanbag Chairs

foursticks444 asked:


Ok, yo, so one day we rolled up into dis joint up town, McDonald’s. So we roll up straight gangsta a$s style and I see da cashier. I pushed that asshole old beanbag chair in line over the counter and wanted a big mac and dat ho behind the counter said “b1tch we ain’t got nun!” and my boy Tyrese is all “Yo, we don’t take that” and he pulled out his pimpgun (non-lethal, of course) and blasted dat ho into the deep fryer. So we jumped the counter with our guns ready-cocked and said “yo, beyotch, this a stick up, and I don’t mean my 12 inch yo!” and we dove over the counter and grabbed that bytch azz manager and said “Manage this” and plugged him full of skeet. And we’s all “Yo, kid, name me a quote from Titanic that gangsta as$ DiCaprio flick!” and that bytch a$$ whitey is all “My heart will go on” and Tyrese is all “naw son” and shoved his pen0r into his heart and hit pumped his veins full of jyzz. After that bytch a$s foo gave us 5 dollaz, we straightup bounced outta thur son

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